2006 AFL SEASON CANCELLED

[nicholas76]

Prior Notice

It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be
cancelled!

Under the new Anti-Terrorism Laws, the Bombers are banned.

The new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers.

The Asian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks,
Magpies, and Swans.

Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs, and Tigers, must now
be quarantined for at least 12 months.

Religious vilification laws mean that no-one can legally barrack for the
Demons, or the Saints.

There are promises of Power failures in SA because of the states
reliance on the interconnectors from Victoria.

This only leaves the Blues, who no-one wants to barrack for anyway.

[Benny]

I saw the title, and got excited!!!!

Stupid sport, but a humourous post all the same

[kalebjarrod]

LOL benny

i thought the other way

I saw the title, and got excited!!!!

Stupid sport, but a humourous post all the same

GO THE LIONS!

[sammigold]

Im with ryan!!!! except GO PIES!!!!!

[Benny]

Im with ryan!!!! except GO PIES!!!!!

Meat? Potato? Steak and kidney? Curry?

Gotta be more specific :P

[Crocky]

Hi Benny

I see you live in NSW so I forgive you by calling afl stupid as long as you don't think that bottom sniffing game they play in your state is football.
Aussie rules is real footy as they kick the ball,Nrl they throw the ball ( the wrong way ) and chase the bloke with the ball to give him a hug.

Brad

[Ben]

LOL!!!!

[kalebjarrod]

you forgot to mention when the ball goes out of play both teams send in a selection of there biggest strongest men

they then proceed to stick there heads really REALLY close to there mates ****

and strach like chickens with there feet for the ball

confuse's me every time