What computer are changing us into..

[Annie]

Subject: Dear Tech Support-----

Dear Tech Support-------

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5., then
installed undesirable programs such as NFL
5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME "
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING:Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applicationsquickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

[flukes]

ahhahahhah,
Thats brilliantly done.