Mixed marriages
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>>A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily
>>ever
>>after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
>>English,
>>but did manage to communicate with her Husband. The real problem
>>arose
>>whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the
>>butcher
>>and wanted to buy Chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward
>>her
>>request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken And lifted up
>>her skirt
>>to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the
>>Chicken
>>legs. The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she
>>didn't
>>know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and
>>unbuttoned her
>>blouse to show the Butcher her breasts! The butcher understood
>>again, and
>>gave her some chicken Breasts. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed
>>to buy
>>sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought
>>her
>>husband to The store... > > > > > > > (Please scroll down)
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>>What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
>>Now get
>>back to work.