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  1. #1
    Just an Egg
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    May 2006
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    Oops

    A very ugly woman walks into asda with her two kids.
    The asda greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
    The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

    "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

  2. #2
    San Merah Discus
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    Gold!
    Just proves that for every ugly fat woman, there is a drunken horny man that'll take one for the team

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