A B-day surprise

[tennhound]

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted
a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could
zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat-up-old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from "0 to 200"
in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming
up so surprise me!" He did just that!

For her birthday,.....he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

[Ben]

LOL