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nicholas76
Sat Jul 08, 2006, 01:53 AM
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain from New York. His co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! was Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese,... doesn't matter, you're all the same thing!"




There's a few minutes of silence.


"I no rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic," the co-pilot responds.

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, .... all same ting".

Merrilyn
Sat Jul 08, 2006, 01:55 AM
Good one Nick. I needed that mate.

sammigold
Sat Jul 08, 2006, 04:39 AM
LOL,.. I like that!