fronny
Tue Jul 04, 2006, 03:34 AM
A woman and a man are involved in a bad car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says," So you're a man, thats interesting. I'm a woman. Wow , just look at our cars! Theres nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be sign from God that we should be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered , the man replied, " Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must a sign from God!"
The woman continued, " And look at this , heres another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine in my bag didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back in, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, " No, I think I'll just wait for the police......."
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says," So you're a man, thats interesting. I'm a woman. Wow , just look at our cars! Theres nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be sign from God that we should be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered , the man replied, " Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must a sign from God!"
The woman continued, " And look at this , heres another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine in my bag didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back in, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, " No, I think I'll just wait for the police......."