tennhound
Tue Jul 04, 2006, 02:02 AM
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful
fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you
each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The
fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the RSSC Voyager World
Cruise appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is
all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry
my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So the
fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies
are female.
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful
fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you
each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The
fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the RSSC Voyager World
Cruise appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is
all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry
my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So the
fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies
are female.