tennhound
Mon May 29, 2006, 12:32 AM
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the
fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to
the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep,
sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't."
said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with ONE word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did
you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" insisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still
not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little
perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man
calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the
fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to
the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep,
sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't."
said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with ONE word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did
you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" insisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still
not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little
perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man
calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."