Littlefish
Tue Feb 21, 2006, 07:58 AM
A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0 which I had been told for a few years wouldn't give me any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I tried a shareware program Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detect each other, they cause serious damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2004. Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary, explorer and email filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Adobe ShoeShop, Handbag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which need to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Golf GTI hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an annoying pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.
ALSO.....
The World's Shortest and Best Fairytale.
Once upon a time, a Guy asked a Girl "Will you marry me?". The Girl said "NO!" and the Guy lived happily ever after and went hunting and fishing and drank a lot of beer whenever he wanted.
THE END.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I tried a shareware program Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detect each other, they cause serious damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2004. Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary, explorer and email filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Adobe ShoeShop, Handbag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which need to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Golf GTI hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an annoying pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.
ALSO.....
The World's Shortest and Best Fairytale.
Once upon a time, a Guy asked a Girl "Will you marry me?". The Girl said "NO!" and the Guy lived happily ever after and went hunting and fishing and drank a lot of beer whenever he wanted.
THE END.