marg
Wed Feb 15, 2006, 04:12 AM
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a
Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed
to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake .
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot
dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and
M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the
bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked "Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I
meant my dress size, you **** twit"
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a
Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed
to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake .
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot
dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and
M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the
bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked "Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I
meant my dress size, you **** twit"
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong.