Learn Chinese - 5 minutes

[nicholas76]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

1. That’s not right --- Sum Ting Wong

2. Are you harbouring a fugitive --- Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP --- Kum Hia

4. Stupid Man --- Dum f**k

5. Small Horse --- Tai Ni Po Ni

6. Did you go to the beach --- Wai Yu So Tan

7. I bumped the coffee table --- Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8. I think you need a face lift --- Chin Tu Fat

9. It’s very dark in here --- Wai So Dim

10. I thought you were on a diet --- Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. This is a tow away zone --- No Pah King

12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week --- Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. Staying out of sight --- Lei Ying Lo

14. He’s cleaning his automobile --- Wa Shing Ka

15. Your body odour is offensive --- Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. Great --- Fa Kin Su Pah

[nicholas76]

So I got bored, and found this


but geez did it make me laugh.

[Mulisha]

rofl god that's funny and i kept getting the words mixed up :oops:

nice one man :D


Thanks

[sammigold]

Very funny!!! Excellent use of grammar, NOT! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Proteus]

I'm funny = Yu ha ha

If you want to see the full list...

http://www.ausfishforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53769

[Proteus]

You missed the turn = Wong Wei

Melodious rabbit = Hop Singh

Scary movie = Sum mei pi

Who threw crap = hu flung poo

Here kitty kitty = Yum yum Moew

[nicholas76]

hehe so many variations have hit soo many forums!

all just as good!!!


:D

[Chafule]

Fa Kin Su Pah
AHAH

[Littlefish]

Our local Chinese takeaway greets customers with: 'Wah yu wan?'.

I presume this translates as 'How may I help you?'.

Fred :?

[Benny]

Only just SLIGHTLY POLITICALLY INCORRECT !?!

Heh, arent we meant to be a tolerant, multicultural country?

Whoops,
My Bad...!!

[nicholas76]

We are a tolerant society,, thats why we can laugh at ourselves and/or each other despite the colour of our skin or our religous beliefs.

glad I live in the lucky country!

[Proteus]

I agree with Nick on this...

We must show some tolerance on things, especially humour, when no harm is intended.

I think we have shown in the past we are serious when it comes to things like religion, and race, and I will state for the record, if any of our Asian friends are offended by this, then *poof* things disappear.

[Benny]

I dont know bout u, but my understanding of tolerance, is not mocking, and humourizing people for their differences...

Maybe im being over sensitive, i duno...

Thought i'd raise the issue, iz all

[Littlefish]

Benny, it's good that you care, and it's important that you care about people's feelings.

With a background of thousands of years of culture and civilisation in China, the Chinese are intelligent, sophisticated and confident enough to have a sense of humour. I'm sure any Chinese forum members reading this thread would know that we are laughing with them as mates, not laughing at them.

My Cantonese grandfather used to love this kind of stuff. It shows that we not only tolerate each other - we actually like each other!

Fred :)

[Merrilyn]

Thanks for those words Fred. Those are my thoughts exactly, but if any of our Asian friends find the thread offensive, please feel free to PM Proteus or myself.

[Benny]

For the record, i dont disagree with the whole friendly banter business, and that sometimes it is good fun to have a laugh at ourselves, for our quirky differences.

I was raising the issue, with only a cautious mindset, that maybe it could be taken offensively by some forum members.

God bless Multiculturalism at its finest (besides the weirdos trying to change our way of life)

[Proteus]

I am just Lei Ying Lo at the moment

If you dont think this is Yu ha ha and Sum Ting is Wong then stop Pee King

back to our regular programming

[nicholas76]

LMAO Ro! thats pissa

[nicholas76]

interesting ... that was amusing i meant to say lol

[Kenneth]

Hey everyone, I'm an Australia born Chinese and thought it was quite hilarious. My friends and I always take the micky off each other and dont mind it one bit. Here's one from an email I got last year (had to sift through pages of rubbish to find it) but its a pearler, some of you may have seen it.

Title: New word ~ "Fanquevallemud"

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest (G) and room-service at a hotel in Asia Room Service (RS).

(RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"

(G ): "Yes......"

(RS): "Dju witch true odor somefing??"

(G ): "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

(RS): "How July it done peace?"

(G ): "What??"

(RS): "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"

(G ): "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

(RS): "Howbow bkan?"

(G ): "Crisp will be fine."

(RS): "O light. An some DOS?"

(G): "What?"

(RS ): "Dosee. July some DOS?"

(G ): "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."

(RS): "Mmm...............Toes! toes!..."

(G ): "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"

(RS): "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"

(G ): "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

(RS): "Copy?"

(G ): "Sorry?"

(RS): "Copy...Mill...all T?"

(G ): "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

(RS): "O light. Seeangle ache, quits bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy..wite??"

(G ): "Well....Whatever you say"

(RS): "Fanquevallemud!"

(G ): "You're welcome"



"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

[Littlefish]

ROFL :lol:

Good one, Kenneth - especially since I couldn't decipher 'fanquevallemud' until right at the end, when it became obvious!

Fred :)

[Proteus]

RFLMAO

love it

[nicholas76]

LMAO quality!!!

[DR.V]

Haha funny !

[Proteus]

u cheeky cheeky boi

[Proteus]

fank u

[ILLUSN]

classic! just like chinese new year at mums place.
as a chindian half breed all i can say is funny as

[Proteus]

chindian half breed

RFLMAO Tandoori Yum Cha anyone.... :wink:

Now that is a self description I have never heard before