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Merrilyn
Fri Oct 21, 2005, 02:49 PM
Ever wondered why we say things like, "this job needs 110% dedication" or "I'm giving more than 100%" ????

Well read on, this is for you.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 110% Just what makes 100% in life. Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bull$hit and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.
Benny
Fri Oct 21, 2005, 03:21 PM
LOL LR


You have way too much time on your hands.....

hahahaahaha still laughing..!
Merrilyn
Fri Oct 21, 2005, 03:57 PM
Thought you'd appreciate it Benny.

You can't argue with maths LOL
the_oracle
Fri Oct 21, 2005, 06:07 PM
Can't agree more with you Merrilyn..................... :lol: :lol:
It makes the world go round...........................


Sanie.
kalebjarrod
Fri Oct 21, 2005, 08:38 PM
i though my asskissing was worth more than 118% :?
Proteus
Fri Oct 21, 2005, 11:16 PM
RFLMAO


love it
Littlefish
Fri Oct 21, 2005, 11:32 PM
Graargh!

LR, your analysis is 100% accurate! It's depressing.

Actually, I'm frustrated because I can't get near my boss's ample derriere due to all his regular sycophants crowding around.

And OK is no longer good enough. Like when the telemarketer rings up and chirps: 'How are YOU today?' and I reply: 'OK' and he/she says: 'What - JUST OK??'. Graargh!

Fred :banghead
goldenpigeon
Fri Oct 21, 2005, 11:56 PM
lol nice LR like benny said u HAVE TO MUCH TIME ON YOU HANDS!!! those tanks must be too clean! ;)

well now i know to drop my good and honest ways and suck some but like all the rest of the croud. ;)

dont argue with the maths people!
sammigold
Sat Oct 22, 2005, 06:19 AM
LOL Very good. And if you want 125% be a "Brown nose"
Benny
Sat Oct 22, 2005, 06:22 AM
lol sammy..!
Darth_discus
Sat Oct 22, 2005, 11:55 AM
that is funny as :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: