tennhound
Wed Aug 10, 2005, 12:25 PM
> > How come wrong numbers are never busy?
> > Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
> > Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip"
> > Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
> > Does killing time damage eternity?
> > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> > Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
> > Why is it those nightfall's but daybreaks?
> > Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
> > Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address,
> > you turn down the volume on the radio?
> > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
> > liquid made with real lemons?
> > Are part-time band leaders semiconductors?
> > Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
> > Daylight savings time-why are they saving it and where do they
> > keep it?
> > Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
> > Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
> > Do pilots take crash courses?
> > Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
> > Have you ever seen a toad on a toad stool?
> > How can there be self-help "groups"?
> > How do you get off a nonstop flight?
> > How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
> > How many weeks are there in a light year?
> > If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his
> > Walkman?
> > If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
> > If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear
> > earmuffs?
> > If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns
> > out of?
> > If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
> > If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
> > If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
> > times, does he become disoriented?
> > Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a
> > running child?
> > Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
> > Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are
> > already there?
> > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
> > Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
> > Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip"
> > Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
> > Does killing time damage eternity?
> > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> > Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
> > Why is it those nightfall's but daybreaks?
> > Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
> > Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address,
> > you turn down the volume on the radio?
> > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
> > liquid made with real lemons?
> > Are part-time band leaders semiconductors?
> > Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
> > Daylight savings time-why are they saving it and where do they
> > keep it?
> > Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
> > Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
> > Do pilots take crash courses?
> > Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
> > Have you ever seen a toad on a toad stool?
> > How can there be self-help "groups"?
> > How do you get off a nonstop flight?
> > How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
> > How many weeks are there in a light year?
> > If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his
> > Walkman?
> > If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
> > If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear
> > earmuffs?
> > If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns
> > out of?
> > If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
> > If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
> > If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
> > times, does he become disoriented?
> > Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a
> > running child?
> > Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
> > Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are
> > already there?
> > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?